It’s official: I’m a fatass
Posted on June 27th, 2008 by Ed
So, lately I’ve been feeling rather fat — moreso than usual. I’ve been gaining weight lately, but haven’t been looking at the scale out of fear. Today, I decided to step on the digital scale to see what I’m weighing in at. My fears were warranted — the scale read “0L”. My heart sunk. I actually did reach the point where the scale said “One at a time, please!” While out and about this evening, we stopped at the mall and while I was in the restroom there, I saw that there was one of those coin-op scales. I said, why not, I’ll see what it says. “352.4″ Jeebus Crisco, what the hell have I done to myself?? I’m now officially the heaviest I’ve ever been. I gotta stop this. Monday is the day.
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